Blonde Pearls

What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
Doughnut seeds!

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet ?
So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

How did the blonde hurt herself raking the lawn?
She fell out of the tree!

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