What will you do for golf?

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."

Now where'd that ball go? Now where'd that ball go? Previous
I want to buy a golf ball I want to buy a golf ball Next
4 Comments

Recommended Jokes

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar Absent-minded professor Absent-minded professor The O'Malley Twins The O'Malley Twins Finest Equipment Finest Equipment

Recent Jokes

Someone died playing golf Someone died playing golf Religious battle golf Religious battle golf Wife's Golf Shot Wife's Golf Shot A golf club walks into a bar A golf club walks into a bar The Blind Golfers The Blind Golfers More Recent Funny Jokes