Jokes
Golf Prayer
A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short hole the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole son?"…
Golf Beginner
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that…
The Preacher Golfs
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an…
Round white balls
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her nieceand husband. Nearby was a very…
Caddy Advice
Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confidentgolfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me."…
Heavenly Golf
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the…
Slow golfers are ahead of us
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by…
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have…
Is he a good dentist?
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His…
The amazing golf ball
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you…
Golfing with an older man
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played…
I did all of that?
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking…
This is my first golf lesson
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means…
Religious battle golf
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the…
The laws of golf
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since…
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