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Stupid peopleDEADHEADSA man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen…
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual…
An insurance company
Form FeedInsurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have…
Stupid people awards
It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who…
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumbAT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not…
Mega moron awards
MEGA MORON AWARDSTennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That…
Idiots on the computer
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber…
M.U.N.S.A. Test
Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you're one of the 5% of the…
Two fools are about to go flying
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on…
two-by-fours
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk…
The Dumbest People Ever
A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter…
Idiot Contest
A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, 'You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot.…
Locked Car
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced…