Jokes
Fun With Cops
So you're bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting…
Two Prostitutes, One Sign
A couple young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: "Two Prostitutes - $50.00." A police…
Redhead, Brunette and Blonde At A Firing Squad
Three women are about to be executed for crimes they committed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
I Love Older Women
To set this up, I've been married for nearly 25 years. The other day I took a look at my wife said, "Honey, 25 years ago…
Stuck In A Snowstorm
While driving during a horrible snowstorm, a young blonde became disoriented and lost. She remembered what her father had once told her. ''If you ever get…
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very…
Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a…
Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm
Three girls were on the run from the cops - a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. During the subsequent high speed chase the red…
Dear Alcohol
First let me say that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail,…
A Blonde At Western Union
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
Renting An Adult Movie
A blond decides to do something she's never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way…
Intelligence Island
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie…
Blonde The Builder
Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a…
Cigarette Condoms
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.
The Blonde Painter
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood…