Jokes
A truck drivers duty
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped…
Be My Valentine
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink…
The Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered…
Early Shopping Trip
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early…
A man walked into
A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, ''Is there…
A Dublin Lawyer Died In Poverty
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was…
A big-city California lawyer
Iowa 3-Kick RuleA big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field…
A truck driver
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped…
A Blonde Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play…
A lawyer named Strange
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."…
Two men eating grass by the roadside
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he sawtwo men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his…
Are you talking to me
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to…
A Very Busy Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because…
Question and answer
Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement? A: Not enough cement. Q: Did you hear they just…