The girl might become pregnant

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried
the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she
consulted the
family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop
the girl
would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be
put on
birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her
about the
situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mom! You
don't
have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

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