Jokes
Twas the night before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy…
Christmas Treats
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste…
Twas The Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;Santa…
Christmas Letter
Christmas LetterDear Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or…
What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like
What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't LikeTop Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like10. Hey! There's a…
Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia --- I…
The Christmas Story
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an…
Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in anyother month? The letter "D".What do you call a polar bear wearing ear…
A Dog's Rules For Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog…
The Three Wise Men
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.…
I think Santa Claus is a woman
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy,…
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he…
Christmas Present
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that…
An Internet Christmas
T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked…
Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Happily addicted to…