A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy…

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?Answer: Sandy Claws.Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?So he…

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the…

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with…

According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their…

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come…

I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom,…

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy,…

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog…

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve !How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell…

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;Santa…

Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like10. Hey! There's a gift!9. Well, well, well ...8. Boy, if I…

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia --- I…

'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouseInstructions were studiedand we were…

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!Dementia: I Think I'll…