Jokes

Whats For Dinner

There was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch one more time i am…

The Three Foods

There were three kids that needed a place to stay for the night. They saw a house and knocked..... A farmer ansered the door and the…

Making cakes

A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to…

Black man, sex & chocolate biky's

This chick goes to a bar and picks up this guy and they get talkin and they end up going back to her place. about an…

Spanish Delicacy

One day an american guy visits spain.after watching an exciting bull fight,he goes into a restaurant for dinner.while he waits for his meal, a waitor walks…

Stuf It

He laid her on the tableSo white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweatHe rubbed her here and there.He touched…

Funny Menu

The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.Cold…

Mess Cake

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave…

Spaghetti Sauce

Stumpy prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party he was giving. In his haste, however, he forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat…

Tomatoes

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the…

Brownie Recipe

Here's a recipe to make Mom's famous brownies!Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy…

Holiday Eating Tips

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the season when the food police come…

Hunting Preacher

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to thehills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a…

Watermelon Patch

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a…

The Poor Tailor

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out…