Jokes
Son marrying
Dad to his feiend:My wife is unhappy because our son is marrying an american girl.I am happy because he is not marrying an american…
Percentage from building bridge
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the…
A begger in busy street
A man and his wife were walking on a busy street. Coming to a corner a begger shouted out to the lady:"Oh sundari!!! andhha huu.…
Indian's Business Mind
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ..............."Look everything should be in balance. For every 10…
Laloo to telephone operator
Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR ..."Laloo:…
A mug of beer
An insect falls into a mug of beer...African : Takes the insect out and drinks the beerChinese : Eats the insect and throws the…
Indian team manager
ndian Team Manager : "Hello" (over Phone)Caller :"Can I talk to dada Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."Indian Team Manager: "Sorry,he went…
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?Sardar- Thanks for giving me…
One Sunday
One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,…
An old Wild West
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "You must use all your years…
An Evil Atheist Explorer
An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to…
Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in…
Indian Message To The Moon
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son…