Jokes

The Wife

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is…

Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord…

High Blood Pressure

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.""Your mother's side or…