Jokes
Military Language
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase…
Something to stir me up
Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in…
Miracle Cure
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in…
Too Late, He's Long Dead
This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I…
This is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due…
Info from the Doctor
A little old woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information…
Being Polite
While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room…
Circumcision
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over…
The woman's husband
The ComaThe woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single…
My Wife is Deaf
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first…
A college physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this…
The Veterinary Clinic
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's…
Memory Test
Three elderly men visited the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first one, "What's three times three?""285!" the man replied.Worried, the…