Jokes
The Unethical Duties
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he…
A Beautiful Women
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away…
How Did It Happen
How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the…
The Old Family
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster…
A Mother And Her Daughter
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms…
A Woman Goes To Doctor
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.…
The Corniest Police Joke Ever
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in…
The Pepole On Tour
The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks…
There Was a Police
Once there was a police man and one day on duty he saw a man with a brick on a leash. Being the man that he…
While Driving Along The Back Roads
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out…
Lettter For The Inside
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato…
Flooring The Ferrari
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The…
An old farmer
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to…
A police Officer
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Quiet!" snapped…
Drunk Driving
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police…