I would like to see a woman dentist, says the man to the dental receptionist."Why?" asks the receptionist."I'd like to hear a woman say…

Relationships Before and After

We've been trying to solve this drunk driving problem for years, and there's an obvious solution: legalize marijuana. I just think it's safer than alcohol. I'd…

I got a $290 parking ticket today. Do you folks hear me? A $290 ticket, man. My car only cost $240.

I went hunting for the first time. I shot an elk. I felt really bad at first, but the guy was wearing a plaid leisure suit.

It's been a big year for my eight-year-old. Two months ago, he made his first confession. Took the cops four hours to break him. He's got…

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, then it's a victory.

I think violence is wonderful, but what I object to in boxing is the total lack of explanation as to what happened between these guys to…

I chose the tuba based on this theory: if you're not cool enough to be a cheerleader, make sure you're carrying something big enough to knock…

Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In…

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of…

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.Good girls only own one credit card…

This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor…

It's fun to watch sports. I'm just tired of athletes bringing up God at the end of the game. It doesn't fit, does it? There's nothing…