Jokes

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A SPECIAL NIGHT IN IOWA

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?A: Prom.

A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…

69ER'S GET SACKED

Q: Why is 88 better than 69?A: Because you get ate twice.

After You

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde."No," said the brunette."Okay," said the blonde. "You start."

Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."So they went home.

Adding Blonde

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A Little Voice

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox,…

A Death in the Family

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"She says, "My mom died."He told her to go home, but she said,…

A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide…

A Blonde's Theft

A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book…

A Blonde's Special Picture

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?A: So she could use it as a mirror.

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work for a female boss who always goes home early."Hey girls," says the brunette. "Let's go home…

A Blonde's Brain

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A: Pregnant.

A Blonde at the YMCA

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"