Jokes
Science Lesson
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and…
What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"…
Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic
Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering Department,University of Oklahoma, is known for posing questions on final exams like: "Why do airplanes fly?"In…
Where does one put the dishes
Q. Where does one put the dishes?A. In the Zinc.
Planning Ahead
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and…
Marriage quotes
MARRIAGE is a great institution. I'm just not ready for an institution.MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.MARRIAGE is not…
Commercial Reward
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.After several minutes with no reaction, I…
Considerate
As I was on the way home from a long and stressful day at the office, the car phone rang. It was my husband. "Will you…
Ole and Lena on their honeymoon trip
Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you…
Two doilies
Two doiliesAs a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a…
Attractive Wives
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful…
Human Condition
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man +…
God will provide
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.The…
Marriage Humor
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God…
Small Town Stop
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Officer," the man began, "I can explain.""No explanation needed!"…