A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump…

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows…

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and…

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says,…

The Devil walks into a crowded bar.Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old…

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.The first two kept bragging about how they could get their…

DOS Beer:Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in…

A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you…

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him…

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do Whenever…

There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there's a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it…

Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few…

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

A man walked into a bar room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round…