A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do…

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid,…

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.…

There was a certain bartender who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people's IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to…

A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've…

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says…

A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.…

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the…

There is an Old Irish couple, Margaret and Patty. Margaret walks into the living room where Patty is and says, "Patrick, oh I am so proud…

William Joy (37), of Cookstown, Co. Tyrone, is paralysed from the waist down and confined to a wheelchair as a result of a fall from a…

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says,…

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver…

An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes." Most people just ignore…

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring…