Jokes
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician…
Mexican Fisherman
The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small…
Unpaid Bill
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous…
Customer Service
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check…
Call Center
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the…
A Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The…
Boss wants too much
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on…
Smith goes to see his supervisor
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me…
Ten years on a deserted island
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,…
Business one-liners 02
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton BerleA committee is twelve men doing the work of one.A conclusion…
Business one-liners 01
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will…
How to look busy
Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once you've created the illusion that you serve even the…
Stop being late to work
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to…
The results of a government study
For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that…
The corporate boat race
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long…