Jokes
Vice President
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks…
George is so forgetful
“George is so forgetful,” the sales manager complained to his secretary. “It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come…
Job Applicants
Julius Caesar:My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.Jesse James:I can…
Home after all
Housewife: "How did you know I was home? My son told you I was out"Salesman: "It was easy Lady. He was mowing the lawn."
Vending Service Reply Form
After many unhappy replies from our current vending service we decided that what they really needed was a different form letter that was more closely tied…
Conversation with a Policeman
Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself,"Fifty-five at least."Woman Driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's…
Equation of earnings
The Equation of earningsEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains…
Four corporate presidents kidnapped by terrorists
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by…
Tyson Foods visits the Pope
A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, “Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you.…
Reading between the lines
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without3 wasting company time talking…
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician…
Murphy applied for an engineering position
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same…
Are You a Professional
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."Scroll down for each answer. The…
Dear Milkman
Dear Milkman"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please leave an extra pint of paralyzed milk.""Please don't leave any more…