Jokes
Mexican Fisherman
The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small…
Call center
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the…
Unpaid bill
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous…
An economist's speech
The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option pricing…
An economist's logic
A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time,…
Accountant in Heaven
An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his…
Accountant and farmer
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd,…
A walking economy
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."The friend asks, "How so?""My…
A tight travel budget
All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints,…