Jokes
A WRINKLE IN TIME
A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, "Did God make me?""Yes," the grandpa replied."Did God make you too?""Yes," the grandpa…
A PERFECT CIRCLE
Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?A: A Protractor
A NIGHT'S SLEEP
On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found…
A MAN'S LOGIC
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and…
A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA ...
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
A LESSON IN MORALS
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the…
A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…
A JOKE OF GENIUS
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.
A DISNEY BREAK-UP
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken's breakup, they too decide to call it quits. Donald…
Big White Circles
Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore left a…
Kids these days
Kids these days, they grow up too quickly and know entirely too much too soon. I mean this one friend of mine was trying to get…
Can I Help?
One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.His…
Career Change
When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through…
Playing House
A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going…
He's only interested in one thing
A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I…