Jokes

A kindergartner

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.One morning…

The Christmas Story

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an…

All you can drink for a dime

There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand-- it being hot and him…

Playing House

A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going…

Running Away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and…

How Old?

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers."Oh, you're 4,"…

Can I Help?

One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.His…

Thanks X2

Delighted by the gift she had received, the lady spoke warmly to the boy, "At church tomorrow, I'll thank your mother for this lovely pie.""If…

Kids these days

Kids these days, they grow up too quickly and know entirely too much too soon. I mean this one friend of mine was trying to get…

Air Museum

I recently took my 5 kids to the Naval Air Museum in Pensacola Florida (a great museum and free admission). They have one room that is…

Big White Circles

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a bit long and the protective shades I wore left a…

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told…

Jumping on Beds

Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt…

Can I Help

One summer evening a young son came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help.His…

A lesson in ebonics

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."The teacher…