Jokes

Just Ask Me

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educationalpsychologist. The elderly woman…

God's Kids

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.After…

Grandma Home

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your…

Parenting

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child…

Boots

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?He asked for help and she could see…

Wise Advice from Children

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." - Donna Maria G, age 9"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs…

New Math?

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."…

Wedding Vows

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be…

A woman, a bus and a baby

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"The woman goes to…

Back to school

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother totell her that he was…

A wise schoolteacher

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens…

Pizza Coupon

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and…

Do You Pray Before Eating?

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?""No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my…

Things Not To Say During Childbirth

Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?I…

Christmas Present

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that…