Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: A rotisserie chicken.

Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?A: The head nurse.

One day a man took his wife to the doctor and says, "All she likes to do is do it. Can you help her?"The doctor…

I would like to see a woman dentist, says the man to the dental receptionist."Why?" asks the receptionist."I'd like to hear a woman say…

Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?

A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into…

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?A: They take the psychopath.

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for…

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.…

The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before…

The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster…

How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the…

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he…

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the…