Jokes
Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."…
The Mother And Daugher
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms…
The Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the…
Will It Hurt Much Doctor
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.…
An Old Couple At The Doctor
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the…
A Beautiful Women
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away…
How Did It Happen
How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the…
The Old Family
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster…
A Mother And Her Daughter
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms…
A Woman Goes To Doctor
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.…
Doctor doctor collection
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did!Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is…
Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman
A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash.He made…
Miracle Cure
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in…
The Execution
Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced…
Returning Equipment
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.When I…