Good EyesThis woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me.…

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is…

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord…

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's…

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling."I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used…

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at…

Doctor: Shall I gave your wife a local anaesthetic??Businessman: ?Certainly not. I can afford something imported..?.

The frantic-looking lady came rushing out of her house into the street andcried: ?Help! Help! My young son has swallowed a coin and is choking.…

Doctor?s wife: ?Why are you looking so worried, dear??Doctor: ?I think I?ve at last cured that Smith fellow.?Doctor?s wife: ?So why are you so…

Patient: ?Doctor, do you think that I will live until I?m a hundred??Doctor: ?Do you smoke or drink??Patient: ?No.?Doctor: ?Do you drive fast…

Pretty young nurse: ?Doctor, every time I take this young man?s pulse it getsfaster. Should I give him a sedative??Doctor: ?No. Just give him…

Doctor: ?Nurse! Did you take this patient?s temperature??Nurse: ?Why, doctor? Is it missing??

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.