Jokes
A true story
In March, 1999 a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed…
Universal Time
A customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open."The number you dialed is open 24 hours a…
Finding the approval ratings for unemployment
For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that…
Smoke Detector
The smoke detector industry is covering up research showing more people are injured every year falling from ladders and stepstools while trying to replace smoke detector…
Elevator Repair
Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door…
Retail Experience
Rossi was the manager of an upscale men's wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role.…
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician…
Mexican Fisherman
The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small…
Unpaid Bill
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous…
Customer Service
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check…
Call Center
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the…
The customs of an Irishman
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of…
What causes people to have arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with…
I have a magical dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot…
Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who…