Jokes
Object Lesson
A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a…
Who's going to stop me?
Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister…
Stuffed Pockets
A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.Finally his mother asked…
How To Get To Heaven
If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into…
Momma said
I was nearing the final stages of my college preparation to become an elementary school teacher. During my Junior Year we were required to visit several…
The Broken Doll
Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break."What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor."My doll! Billy broke…
Computer Husband
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND,I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception,…
Grandma's Colors
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color…
Lights Out
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bedtime finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth,…
Car Accident
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like…
Daddy is going to war
During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was…
Cafeteria Food
When the power went off at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria. She had to feed the children something,…
Reverse Polygamy
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?""Sixteen," the boy responded.…
He didn't kick too much
A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further…
Aspirin Overdose
Jane calls the doctor in a panic. "Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?"The doctor asked Jane, "Are you…