There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.…

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting…

Stupid peopleDEADHEADSA man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen…

For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual…

Form FeedInsurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have…

It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who…

The incredibly dumbAT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not…

MEGA MORON AWARDSTennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That…

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber…

Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you're one of the 5% of the…

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on…

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk…

There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There…

A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter…

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon…