Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let's say we bet $50.”Chuck agrees…

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf…

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to…

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where…

A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short hole the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole son?"…

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that…

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an…

An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her nieceand husband. Nearby was a very…

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confidentgolfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me."…

Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the…

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by…

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have…

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His…

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you…