Jokes
Golfing with an older man
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played…
I did all of that?
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking…
This is my first golf lesson
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means…
Ten years on a deserted island
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,…
Religious battle golf
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the…
The laws of golf
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since…
Business one-liners 02
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton BerleA committee is twelve men doing the work of one.A conclusion…
Business one-liners 01
A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will…
How to look busy
Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once you've created the illusion that you serve even the…
Stop being late to work
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to…
The results of a government study
For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that…
The corporate boat race
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long…
Vice President
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks…
George is so forgetful
“George is so forgetful,” the sales manager complained to his secretary. “It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come…
Job Applicants
Julius Caesar:My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.Jesse James:I can…