Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"The American said, "We were the…

She tripped over a cordless phone.She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice…

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed…

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask…

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot…

Three women are about to be executed.One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner…

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"…

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed…

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad.The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said, "Ready, aim…

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding ablanket for…

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool.After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a…

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"The American said, "We were the…

There once was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran. They saw this barn,…