Jokes

The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his…

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very…

The Pensioners

The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the…

The Old Family Physician

The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster…

The Diagnosis

How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the…

Unethical Duties

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he…

An Old Couple At The Doctor

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the…

Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."…

The Mother And Daugher

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms…

The Waiting Room

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the…

Will It Hurt Much Doctor

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.…

The Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at…

Two Wishes

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll…

The Lucky Break

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and…

The Drunk Was Floundering

The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have…