According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way…

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient."I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller…

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their…

A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm very…

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the…

While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. "How does that thing work?"…

Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?A. One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to…

My wife agrees that I do indeed lead a "dog's life".The way she puts it though is: "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself…

1. We know stuff about tanks2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase3. We can open all our own jars4. We can go…

Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men…

When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to…

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking."I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything…

There is absolutely NO way Santa is female. Here's why:First, Christmas would be late every year. The line at the department store would never move…

Why computers should be considered masculine:1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.2. They have a lot of data…