Jokes
Playing chess with a dog
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a…
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.I…
A Ant Question
Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross…
Rare birds
Rare birdsA guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of…
He is a very smart dog
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a…
This is how business is done
This is really brilliant! Check it out.Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his sonLaloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice…
Internet is Very Useful
Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.…
Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.…
When Life Becomes A computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!If…
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down…
Testing for Development-Archetypes
Nobody can deny that the goal of software development is to produce the highest quality product possible. The only way to ensure that quality is through…
Lawyers and computers
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately,lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.
Calling Tech Support
Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"2. In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."3.…