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Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified
Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's…
Politicians are honest
Politicians are an honest, moral, ethical and outstanding group of people. I say this because I've just spent a week dealing with car salesmen.
Do all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon A Time
A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon A Time?” “No,” he replied. A whole lot of them begin with…
At the height of a political corruption trial
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attackeda witness.“Isn't it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to…
10 dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey
An older couple had a son, who was still living at home. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide…
Government purchasing specifications
1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around the hole.2. All pipe is to be…
Night Watchman
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night,…
The Little Red Hen
Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few…
Why did the chicken cross the road
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of…
Republicans Democrats
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.The republican gave the homeless person his business card…
Have We Got A Place For You
Morris, the Governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The Governor had depended on Morris for advice on every subject, from pending bills…
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a…
Tragic Crash
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field. The…
Intelligent Life
It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA -- they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a…
Brand New Kittens
Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says,…