Jokes

Call center

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the…

Unpaid bill

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous…

Success in life

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.At age 10...success is...making your own meals.At age 12...success is...having friends.At age 16...success is...having a drivers…

The girl might become pregnant

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.Worriedthe girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status,…

A bodybuilder picks up a woman

A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes offhis shirt and the woman says, 'What a…

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and…

A Modest Essay

In order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you,the applicant, better,we ask that you answer the following question: are there any…

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking…

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A…

An academic problem

An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every…

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals. For…

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto…

A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room

A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair.…

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to…

A name for a penis

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."…