The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night.She looks at her husband and says, "Honey,…

Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.---Michel de Montaigne

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off…

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?""Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love,…

Staggering in from their tenth anniversary dinner, the drunken husband collapsed in a chair and let out an enormous belch."That's it George! I've had it…

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.She went…

Three blondes are walking through the forest. They come upon some tracks. The first blonde says, "They're deer tracks." The second blonde says, "They're bear tracks."…

Two blondes are on a bus and one of them looks out the window and see's two other blondes in the middle of a feild rowing…

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!

What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?Doughnut seeds!Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet ?So…

There was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch one more time i am…

There were three kids that needed a place to stay for the night. They saw a house and knocked..... A farmer ansered the door and the…

A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench where two teenagers were making out. The daughter turns to…